Gott ist dumm und verbal stark beschränkt
Zumindest kann ich das bestätigen, so wie auch Distel das annimmt.
Hier mein Gespräch:
Me:
hi darling
God:
Hi there . Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
okay; how was your day, tell me
God:
OK with me too. I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
hmmm are you sick?
God:
I don't judge people. No I'm healthy.
Me:
very fine, which of your seven days ist today?
God:
Ah. Somewhat. I am glad to hear it. The red one, I think.
Me:
*grin* oh, th red day! then you ar not pregnant at the moment
God:
What's your sign? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I ar not pregnant.
Me:
ohmygosh what a nitpicker you are
God:
Good example.
Me:
so you are not pregnant?
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Hmm, god my darling. you seem to me to be a bit autistic
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I am a Christian. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I him or her to be a bit autstic.
Me:
you said nothing that made sense
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
perhaps, but that assumption is only a supposition.
God:
You seem uncertain. " Did I really say that?" assumption is only a supposition ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
which sense?
God:
The blue one, I think.
Me:
i understand now
God:
Right now? Do you think about these things?
Me:
every day
God:
Even on weekends?
Me:
yes, except sunday, because sunday ist the Lords day I read somewhere
God:
Hey. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about grins oh th red day. But I did not get that.
Me:
dimwit, i thouhgt you were omnipotent
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
of course i habe
God:
Ah. Interesting gossip: said habe.
Me:
yes, isch abe gar kein auto
God:
So? Was fuer einen Wagen faehrst Du?
Me:
das solltest du doch wissen
God:
Warum sollte ich das?
Me:
warum nicht
God:
Tja, warum eigentlich nicht...
Me:
tja warum
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about habe.
Me:
nein
God:
OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
No, but anybody out there
God:
Good you stopped repeating me. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a god
God:
Go on.
Me:
nothing more
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
nothing
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
i think i am a woman
God:
Why? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
why didnt you tell that before
God:
Who says I didn't?
Me:
you
God:
" Who says I didn't?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes you
God:
OK.
Me:
so what kind of lover do prefer
God:
Oh. What kinds of lover do prefer are there?
Me:
what kind of lover do you prefer
God:
What kinds of lover do you prefer are there?
Me:
the blue one or the green one or the purple one
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
look beneth your skirt and you will find the answer
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
you dont need your eyes for that
God:
Should I need my eyes for that? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
close it
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't have to obey you, .
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Gee.
Me:
well, how do you feel now
God:
Right now? How about that. I feel fine.
Me:
great, so do that practice five time every day an lets see how you feel within one week
God:
Thanks for your support. Ayuh. Do what practise five time every day an lets see how me fell within one week?
Me:
close your eyes and feel under your skirt
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I don't have to obey you, .
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Blimey.
Me:
fine. now i will leave you in your infinite loop.
God:
What's your favroite color? Why now? How do you plan to do this?
Me:
i will be back when you have learned more
God:
I will see you when you return.
Me:
yes, toodle-oo darling
God:
Aha. " I will see you when you return."? toodle oo darling?
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
au revoir
God:
See you later .
Me:
tschuess
God:
Bis spaeter.
Me:
hasta luego
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
what a booby! i have to rescue myself now and leave
God:
it is a booby. Why do you have to do it?
Hier musste ich dann den Ort des Geschehens verlassen. Aber es ist zu erkennen, daß ich tapfer durchgehalten habe und sie nicht früh aufgeben konnte. Aber wenn die Gott auch so blöd ist.... *g*
Falls du gerne selbst mit Gott sprechen möchtest: nur zu!
Vielleicht klappt´s ja mit dem Nachbarn *g*.
Hier mein Gespräch:
Me:
hi darling
God:
Hi there . Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
okay; how was your day, tell me
God:
OK with me too. I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
hmmm are you sick?
God:
I don't judge people. No I'm healthy.
Me:
very fine, which of your seven days ist today?
God:
Ah. Somewhat. I am glad to hear it. The red one, I think.
Me:
*grin* oh, th red day! then you ar not pregnant at the moment
God:
What's your sign? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I ar not pregnant.
Me:
ohmygosh what a nitpicker you are
God:
Good example.
Me:
so you are not pregnant?
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Hmm, god my darling. you seem to me to be a bit autistic
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I am a Christian. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I him or her to be a bit autstic.
Me:
you said nothing that made sense
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
perhaps, but that assumption is only a supposition.
God:
You seem uncertain. " Did I really say that?" assumption is only a supposition ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
which sense?
God:
The blue one, I think.
Me:
i understand now
God:
Right now? Do you think about these things?
Me:
every day
God:
Even on weekends?
Me:
yes, except sunday, because sunday ist the Lords day I read somewhere
God:
Hey. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about grins oh th red day. But I did not get that.
Me:
dimwit, i thouhgt you were omnipotent
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
of course i habe
God:
Ah. Interesting gossip: said habe.
Me:
yes, isch abe gar kein auto
God:
So? Was fuer einen Wagen faehrst Du?
Me:
das solltest du doch wissen
God:
Warum sollte ich das?
Me:
warum nicht
God:
Tja, warum eigentlich nicht...
Me:
tja warum
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about habe.
Me:
nein
God:
OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
No, but anybody out there
God:
Good you stopped repeating me. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a god
God:
Go on.
Me:
nothing more
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
nothing
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
i think i am a woman
God:
Why? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
why didnt you tell that before
God:
Who says I didn't?
Me:
you
God:
" Who says I didn't?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes you
God:
OK.
Me:
so what kind of lover do prefer
God:
Oh. What kinds of lover do prefer are there?
Me:
what kind of lover do you prefer
God:
What kinds of lover do you prefer are there?
Me:
the blue one or the green one or the purple one
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
look beneth your skirt and you will find the answer
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
you dont need your eyes for that
God:
Should I need my eyes for that? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
close it
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't have to obey you, .
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Gee.
Me:
well, how do you feel now
God:
Right now? How about that. I feel fine.
Me:
great, so do that practice five time every day an lets see how you feel within one week
God:
Thanks for your support. Ayuh. Do what practise five time every day an lets see how me fell within one week?
Me:
close your eyes and feel under your skirt
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I don't have to obey you, .
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Blimey.
Me:
fine. now i will leave you in your infinite loop.
God:
What's your favroite color? Why now? How do you plan to do this?
Me:
i will be back when you have learned more
God:
I will see you when you return.
Me:
yes, toodle-oo darling
God:
Aha. " I will see you when you return."? toodle oo darling?
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
au revoir
God:
See you later .
Me:
tschuess
God:
Bis spaeter.
Me:
hasta luego
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
what a booby! i have to rescue myself now and leave
God:
it is a booby. Why do you have to do it?
Hier musste ich dann den Ort des Geschehens verlassen. Aber es ist zu erkennen, daß ich tapfer durchgehalten habe und sie nicht früh aufgeben konnte. Aber wenn die Gott auch so blöd ist.... *g*
Falls du gerne selbst mit Gott sprechen möchtest: nur zu!
Vielleicht klappt´s ja mit dem Nachbarn *g*.
EndlosFaden - 25. Apr, 01:19
